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Absolutely how to not arrive home from the bar
1) Greet […]
Read More..>>Quotetastic, part 4
There’s too many good quotes, and just as many forgotten ones, to actually write here, but here’s my contribution: While at Travis’ diner, after Boomba night, a country song plays:
Me: “I’m too brown to be in the presence of this music.”
Then a song by Nelly plays immediately afterwards…
Me: “I’m too white to be in the […]
Quotetastic, part 1
At the bar last night, talking about Irish carbombs…
Me: Oh, I’ve got such a bad joke, such a bad name for a drink.
Erik, Michelle: Say it!
Me: I’ll have an Oklahoma City Carbomb please.
*gasps in disgust*
Me: What? Too soon? Ten years from now we’ll be drinking 9-11’s for sure.
And mark down another reason why I’m going […]
Massive Nights, pt. 3
Go back to July 3rd now, Tuesday. Most of the day I was chillin, relaxing at home waiting for the night to come. Scratch that, I remember now, I got my haircut that day. Amy and her sister Kate were going to throw a party at their house that night since no one had to […]
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